My apologies for the late post…I had a serious case of writers block:( …andddddddd…saturday will be the final episode of Season 1 as we will then have reached 50 chapters. LLD continues on 24 February 2014. I will fill you in on more tomorrow:)
For now,enjoy the post and have a superb evening!
I was dressed in a tuxedo as instructed by the fat lump who “bought” me and I had just reached Maariah’s restaurant, parked my car and was on my way inside when a beautiful face caught my eye…and I walked upto her…
Nemo: so how was your 6 days without me?
Aara: aww you were counting so sweet!
Nemo: just so you know, my 6 days were horrible! This space thing is just not working for me (putting my arm around her shoulders)
Aara: I was home…it was heaven (batting her eyelashes)
Nemo: hmmmm heaven huh..and you had Zoheb angel right beside you (eyebrows raised)
Aara: you starting again?
Nemo: nooo (hands in the air) I’m just saying (winking)
Aara: (turning to go inside)..by the way mum sent a whole lot of home food for you and you’re not getting it:-p
Nemo: I will break into your flat if I have to woman!
Aara: or you could just come through the balcony you know..(Grin)
Nemo: aha! But…
Nemo: if my memory serves me correctly…you owe me a day remember
Aara: (smile) I remember…and I will choose the day *wink*
Nemo: you could just choose NOW and we could run from here..(Begging Puppy face)
Aara: and miss watching you both tonight with your hot date…not a chance!
Nemo: (pulling her cheeks) I missed you, you know
Aara: oww pity I can’t say the same for you..coz you know I kinda had company so…
Nemo: ya ya whatever (rolling my eyes)
Aara: stop doing that it doesn’t suit you,you have big eyes!
Nemo: big eyes, big nose..big heart (smile)
Aara: ℓ☺ℓ ! Actually now that I’m looking closely too…ur ears are also kind of large..like too large for your face…like dopey from harry potter
Nemo : ok that’s it!!
And I tried to catch her but ended up bumping into…or rather bumping into and bouncing off…my newest worst nightmare!!
Newest worst nightmare: oho..someone is very excited about tonight?
Nemo: don’t bet on it…(Under my breath)
Nemo: how predictable!
Zoheb: what is?
Nemo: (pointing at the table next to ours) they are so conveniently seated right next to us ( our group ).It’s such a big joke for them!
Zoheb: where is this aunty anyway? She said she was going to the ladies now there’s no sign of her
Nemo: she probably got stuck in the toilet!
And both of us burst out laughing!
Zoheb: as long as we aren’t expected to help her out uh uh
Nemo: dude never! Not for anything on this planet…you know I’m just thinking…let’s give everyone their moneys worth tonight…wipe the smirks off their faces
Zoheb: I’m listening… (Grin)
Anga was quite entertaining (oh she asked us to call her Anga, she said her full name made her sound as if she was fat!lmao!)
So yeah, Anga was a surprise package and we didn’t anticipate it at all! Except for a few things…like when she bit into her crab ( she ordered crab curry ewww) and the juice from it flew all over Zohebs shirt! AND well she dropped her juice down a few times AND she gobbled her soup down as if it were the last meal she was ever going to eat AND well that also dribbled down her 5 tier neck AND when she complained to us about how loveless her marriage was. Shame. I mean where should the hubby start from? Coz there was visibly so much to love that he’d be tired by the time he’s half way down her neck. Okay that was uncalled for. Sorry Anga. Ok well no not really sorry. And she seemed to like Zoheb and I. What’s not to like? Ok well Zoheb is another story but I’m hot and I know it *wink*. Throughout all of this, my eyes wandered more than quite a few times to the table where our friends were having a good laugh at our expense. Rubbishes! They said bake a cake they didn’t say anything about going on a date with all the Klumps rolled into one!
And I just got the feeling that my wacky brain was going to be upto its old tricks again…
Me: Anga you’re so nice and so sweet and you told us so much about you…its time for us to tell you about us too
Anga: ofcourse Nehmoo ( yes she said nehmoo not nemo..nevermind) I would love that
Me: you see Anga(pointing at our friends) you see those people..they are our so called friends but Anga if I tell you what they’re doing you will cry Anga you will cry..(She already filled us in on how she felt about love and life and people so I had a pretty good idea which buttons to push)
Zoheb gave me a questioning look and I kicked him under the table to make him get with what I was trying to do
Anga: what ?what? Tell me!! ( She was hooked)
Me: you see Anga, my friend Zoheb here is dying…
Zoheb gave me a shocked look and then when Anga looked at him…he quickly started coughing and playing the part.
Anga: what’s wrong with him? How do you mean?
Me: errr he has a …a big..err…hole..errr(where???).. in his ass
Zoheb spat out all the coke from his mouth onto the table…
Anga: (confused) what do you mean?
Me: (trying not to laugh) its complicated Anga…some time back while braaing..he fell into the braaistand and the hot coal Anga..the hot coal burnt him badly and the hole it made never healed…
Anga held her hand to her mouth.
Gosh what rubbish was I saying! But anyway..
Me: so now Anga its just pipes and bags and he needs a transplant..
Anga: what transplant? (The look on her face said she was dreading the answer)
Me: he needs a new ass (straight face)
Anga: haibo! Zoheb how do you eat and sit and do everything?????
Zoheb: I don’t know…Nemo will tell you (covering his face with his hands)
Me: its hard Anga, very hard. And you see that man there (pointing at Riza) that’s his brother…he doesn’t want to give him the money we always have to raise it..that’s why we had to bake that cake and instead of selling it and giving Zoheb the money he auctioned it and even got us to do this date!…not that we mind because we got to meet you…but Anga Zoheb doesn’t have much time left and his brother and his friends only make fun of him..and they said if we get them to dance to our tunes then only will they give him the money..and look at us..we don’t have what it takes 😦
Anga: (grabbing Zoheb and hugging him…eish his face was like stuck in her sweaty neck) don’t worry baby I will help you…(And then pushing him back gently into his seat) sorry sorry you sit nicely don’t get hurt
Me: what are you going to do Anga?
Anga: wait and watch (and she woke up and shook our table while doing that and walked over to Riza and gangs table)
Zoheb: (whispering to me) a hole??? In my butt? Really? You couldn’t come up with something better??? What are you doing anyway?
Me: ℓ☺ℓ right now…I have no idea
Me: shhhhh watch
Anga: (at Riza) do you know him? (Pointing at Zoheb)
Riza: err yes why
Anga: will you help him if you knew he were dying?
Riza: ℓ☺ℓ depends
Anga: (angry look and turning towards everyone else in the restaurant and Maariah’s restaurant was huge and full!) Ladies and gentlemen…tonight is a special night..as part of the Masterchef cake auction held by this wonderful restaurant …these lovely young people here(pointing at Riza and gangs table) have volunteered to be such good sports and do anything I say no matter how crazy or how stupid..because I won the auction..so sweet…its all about entertainment isn’t it!
And all the people in the restaurant cheered!!
Zoheb: unbelievable…you’ve turned this whole thing around!
Anga: and what do I know about what to make them do…so…these two dashing gentlemen here are going to help me!
Yep, she pointed at us.
Riza: I think there’s been some kind of misunderstanding…
I got up and walked over to Riza’s table.
Me: think about it…Maariah’s restaurant…people are going to boo you all for being such poor sports…balls in your court
Aara: nemo you’re pure evil!
Anga: ey (grinding her teeth) I know what you people are, you wanted them to make yourl dance to their tunes..these lovely boys…now you have it so stop complaining and save his ass! (Pointing at Zoheb)
Aara: save his ass from what exactly ????
Anga walked back to our table and held Zohebs hand “I’m with you boy..now who do you want to start with”
Zoheb had a smirk on his face and looked at Aara…”Let’s save the best for last” *wink*