Part 91-Take it from the TOP -Part 4

As narrated by Laeeka:

Nemo had the bowl hairstyle!OMW He had a blue bib and brace on and a red checked shirt AND the bowl hairstyle! LMAO!!!! Nemo was Jim Carrey!!! I was so bust!! And I almost wet myself when Zoheb entered- he had a really bushy wig on and he was wearing the trademark “dog suit”. Zoheb was a perfect imitation of Jeff Daniels!!

And they stood infront of us and grinned like two jackasses! It was so hard even for them to keep a straight face:-p

And they just kept staring at us like idiots! Until Zoheb held up a placard saying “Dumb” and then Nemo holding up his placard saying “Dumber” and the two of them motioned to us that they can’t talk!!! I was beyond bust! They were so adorably cute and took the meaning totally literally!

And then they threw their placards away and together said ” Aah what the hell”

Nemo: pullover?

Zoheb: no it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing :-p

I was torn with laughter! That was a line straight out of the movie!

Zoheb: what’s with the hairstyle dude?

Nemo: it’s the latest trend don’t you know Harry? Oh you wouldn’t know because you don’t even own a hairbrush! (And he hit Zoheb’s hair with his hand)

Zoheb: it’s my “bed hair” (and he barked!!!)

Nemo: you take this whole dog thing a little too seriously!

Zoheb: you just jealous that I look like a hero Lloyd

Nemo: err no you look like that Riza guy with that horrible hair!

Zoheb: oh please what does he know about style?

And Nemo folded his lips over his teeth and made his eyes big in typical Jim Carrey style and shook his head so his awful fringe dangled across his forehead!

Nemo: for once you said something right!

And then Zoheb did this shiver kind of a move! ℓ☺ℓ!

Nemo: what’s going on again man? You getting the shivers again?

Zoheb: always happens whenever I see him! (And he pointed to Arshad)

Nemo: (making his eyes big again:-p ) you are dressed like a dog and you are scared of that retard??

Zoheb: Lloyd he’s scary man! I feel so sorry for his future wife

Nemo: I feel sorry for him! She shops like she’s going to wear everything in one day and as if she’s going to jail for life!!

And both of them burst out laughing and did this “move” where they high fived each other and then shook their backsides together and stuck their tongues out *raised eyebrow*

Zoheb: (rubbing his hand up his nose from the tip to the top) I think..I think…

Nemo: (rolling his eyes) do NOT do that please use your sleeve instead or here…(Coming closer to Zoheb and allowing him to wipe his nose on his shirt)

Zoheb: (wiping his nose on Nemo’s shirt) you’re the bestest pal Lloyd!

Nemo: (hitting Zohebs head) I know!

Zoheb: so tell me bestest pal who are you voting for?

Nemo: ANC!!

Zoheb: why? (Shocked)

Nemo: because I respect a man who can fit ALL his fingers into his nose at once!

Zoheb: so you must respect yourself a lot then?

BwAahahahahahahahaha!!!! Top one!

Nemo: WHAT do you mean???

Zoheb: I mean you have a big nose Lloyd, you probably have to use a whole box of tissues just for one sneeze!

Nemo: have you been talking to Aara?

Zoheb: you mean that tall chick with a huge mouth?

Nemo: aha

Zoheb: the one who makes you jump when she clicks her fingers?

Nemo:(whispering) hmph let’s see who makes who jump…( And he walked around on the platform as if he saw something) I know I saw it…(And by now we were curious too) O MY WORD!!!! ( What? what?)This isn’t a part of our act guys there’s a RAT!!!! Aara its by your leg!!!

And Aara was the first one to jump up and scream!!! And then the rest of us :-p but Aara, who was terrified of rats, stood on her chair and kept looking around.

Aara: where? Where?

Nemo: Smmmmmmoookkkkkinnnngggg ( the Mask style)

And Zoheb and Nemo started laughing!

Nemo: see I told you Harry, who makes who jump…by the way you look good standing there like a pretty damsel in distress sweetheart (and he winked at her)

Aara: you bloody idiot!

Nemo: Harry I think she’s talking to you :-p

Zoheb: I’m not the one who cut his hair using a bowl :-p

Nemo: don’t pick on the hair dude I’m highly,highly sensitive about it,Laeeka’s grandmother was our family hairdresser and this style runs in their family

Huh? Nemoooo!

Zoheb: oh then Riza will get it as dowry!

Nemo: before we go let’s ask them some questions with a touch of zulu

Zoheb: Aara…what is e-d-o-g? ?

Aara: errr edog?

Nemo: correct. Riza what is e-f-r-o-g?

Riza: you’ve got to be kidding me

Nemo: answer the question come on we have south african blood man

Riza: efrog!!!

ℓ☺ℓ!

Zoheb: Maariah what is e-b-i-s-c-u-i-t?

Mari: (laughing) ebiscuit?

Nemo: correct Zai what is e-b-r-o-w-n?

Zai: ebrown! (And she clapped her hands)

Nemo: (to zoheb) told you she wasn’t all there…(And he chuckled to himself)

Zoheb: Laeeka what is e-n-o?

Laeeka: errr eno?

Nemo: correct Arshoo what is e-y-e-s?

And Arshoo with full confidence and his hands in the air shouted loudly and said
E-YES!! And I promise you if there was a vuvuzela lying around he would have probably blown it there and then!

Nemo: no doofus…its EYES!

And with that, Nemo and Zoheb burst out laughing…we all did actually…we were beyond ripped!! Arshoo sat there a little confused ℓ☺ℓ nevermind.

These two infront of us were high fiving each other and laughing so hard together you would have thought they were best friends!

Nemo: you were awesome bro!

Zoheb: you were awesome too!

And they hugged each other! The guy style hug after a football match…or almost like two brothers hugging.

This was just getting harder and harder…